"Every mouth you’ve ever kissed was just practice. All the bodies you’ve ever undressed and ploughed in to were preparing you for me. I don’t mind tasting them in the memory of your mouth.
Was it a long journey? Did it take you long to find me?
You’re here now, welcome home."

Warsan Shire  (via warsanshire)

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high school friends are a lot more fun once you’re out of high school and out of drama and can just be regular real people with each other thank you everyone playing sean paul was a great idea

america-the-bootyful:

Awesome art prints: “Slaughterhouse Starlets” by Keith P. Rein

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON BUT I THINK I LIKE IT MAYBE WHAT

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plussizepanda:

We all know this pain.

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"Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat."

When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

I mean, it’s just true.

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“Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

That’s it.  That’s it right there.

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lordoftheinternet:

nosdrinker:

i don’t know what these are but i love them

they’re cows

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shorm:

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little-goose:

Excuse me but Into Darkness has been out for a week, why are there no posts talking about the fact that Cucumberpatch makes the face that suggests he’s going to steal christmas

I mean really

I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR A WEEK TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT STUPID FACE REMINDED ME OF AND THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT. THE FUCKING GRINCH.

i literally whispered this to my friends in the theatre lmfao 

jesus christ that’s terrifying

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pretty disappointed in this osheaga lineup. the three bands I wanted to see are all on different days.

jennacoleman:

Jenna and Matt at the 72nd Annual George Foster Peabody Awards, NYC 20 May 2013

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lady-writes:

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kymherz:

ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

this is genius.

this is actually lifechanging

AND THEN YOU CAN STORE THEM!!!1

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chekhov:

In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know

She read some examples

The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”

The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”

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